Kids N Music

Damn.. I love old skool songs. N i hate it when these cheesy chee-sing so-called rock band like Good Charlottes and Simple Plan (Pelan Mudah) call themselves rock bands when they sing like bapoks who just got their nuts kick. So menyampah and very the irritating. To make things worse some kid in my office likes to play this cheesy chee-sing rock songs out loud.

Its either kids nowadays are getting lamer or Im getting older. hahaha! Damn... come to think of it...I dont want to think of it! Yes... evidently im getting older. Come on... there loads of band who deserve the rock band title other thatn these 2 crummy band. MUSE plays good music. System of a Down is good too. But please... not Good Charlotte and Simple Plan. They play a 3-chord song over and over in their album and lacks creativity. Shows that theyre just plain lazy rockers.

15 great bands Kids should listen to....(baru + lama) for basic rock band appreciation awareness
1) Metalica ( all of 'em.. yep.. i mean it) as ROCK 1.0.1 for starters
2) Smashing Pumpkins (lucky they didnt go all electronica with their new album)
3) Foo Fighters - Dave boy still got it going for 13 years. Yep Im that old!
4) Soundgarden- sadly they splitted. Cornell went to Audioslave with RATM member.
5) The Cult
6) MUSE. - they just create out of this world sounds.
7) System Of A Down
8) Audioslave (yeah yeah.. their members had been a tad bit mainstream nowadays)
9) Silverchair
10) Deftones- their older albums.
11) Butterfingers * yep... you heard me! Their that good alrite. Buy 'em old records
12) U2. These guys have been kicking ass for 20 over years
13) Incubus
14) Loso (thai rock band) should listen to their raw sounds
15) KORN. ermmm.. ok la..

Any kids reading this.. please cuba-try-test-dengar!!

Me. Again.

IShkkk.. so the very mengantuk today. Its pretty hard to work when youre a bit under the weather. Its either I'm really lazy or the medication is causing me a bit drowsy.

Lately, Ive missed quite a few wedding n it looks like I'll be missing my very own highschool reunion after 5 years. Bahhh... dont get me wrong. I love meeting my ex-schoolmates. What I hate the most is the golden question that pops during this kind of get together events like " bila nak kahwin?" or "dah ada calon belum?" Come on. Im already 27 y.o. la... I can take care of myself with or without anyones help.

Its the getting married season kicking in expecially for Malays as school holidays just kicked in. Its also known as sakit perut season where you go to too many weddings and risk your stomach by eating bad food. Arghhhh..! tak larat..

Main bolaaaaa....Oh yeah!!

Did you catch the game yesterday against China? Im lucky I didnt cause from what Ive heard Sazzy her girlfiends from Gol & Gincu couldve played better, with her eyes closed. Its sad to see our boys play and sometimes I wonder what the heck is going on in Football Assoc. of Malaysia (FAM). What have they been doing? How did they spend the yearly budget the government had allocated for them to develop these sorry @$$ players smearing the Malaysian jersey which cost RM 200 over in nike shops. And those new yellow coloured Total90 kicks which some of them wore..COME ON BOYS!! What else do you want? What other excuses are you going to use and point your fingers to?

I just cant believe despite having 14 stadiums spread throughout the whole country, state football academies and development programs we still fail miserably. Yep!! Our boys suck big time. The jerseys, the incentives, the new boots, the buzz and those stupid hairdos'. I sometimes think they wanted want to be male models more than playing football. Dont puke...

Theyve changed the national team coach many times, from international class coaches like Claude LeRoy to this current one, Norizan Bakar. To tell you the truth, I seriously think we have any coaching problems cause Claude LeRoy who used to coach us a few years back managed to lift up the Cameroon team at Korea-Japan back in 2002. So who else are you going to blame boys? The Malaysian supporters? We supported you by paying tax money to the government which then allocated to FAM even you boys play like DONKEYS!

Some say we malaysian citizens give them lack of support and stuff but hey... What more do you want? Even blind people kick and scream better than our boys.They're just lazy and in need of serious discipline. Some of the local footballers I know personally, bitches like Bridget Jones , smokes cigerettes & drink alcohol excessively. How the hell are you going to compete if lack discipline! Give us something to cheer man! I believe every malaysia wants to re-live the times when we we're the football giants of Asia where Korea, China & Japan teams were just skittles on the field. Argentina now has Lionel Messi as Diego Maradonas successor. Wheres our successor for SuperMokh?

Lunch Break

Yay!! Its Friday! And guess what!! Yeessss... tomorrow is saturday. Wuuhuuu... I still remember myself dreading over last monday. My how time flies and come to think of it, seems like I just threw a chunk of time out the window. Just managed to accomplish on a few petty tasks which seriously is nothing worth mentioning.

*Me in the office... Yep... They all dissapeared! Cilakak!

HMMPphh!!! Just got back from prayers. And I see no one in the office at the moment. They really take advantage of the time over here. Especially the ladies, I dont remember seeing any of them at friday prayers but they are the ones that usually comes into office late after lunch every friday.

Cant wait to balik and lepak and talk rubbish with the lads at gerai pasar tmn tun.

Transformers..MoDiMit-DiAiii!!

Yep. Its another boring Monday & as much as I try to cheer myself up by reading funny emails and posting pointless blogs, its still Monday. How boring.


Transformerrrrsss.....ModiMitde'Aii...
Transformerrrrsss.....RobertInde'Skai....

Hahaha!

I managed to catch Transformers the movie on saturday. And I was expecting to get hampered by yaknow... certain things in the movie which hollywood movie makers like to change when they do a remakes or cinematised your favourite comic book hero.

Examples of poor remakes & cinematized comic book heroes
1) X-Men 1,2& 3.-Poor cast except for the Aussie dude( wolverine),
2) Blade 3- Its like wacthing silent action movie with a bad plot.
3) Alien Vs. Predator - I dont know where to start commenting but its just bad. So bad that I watched the movie on astro 6 months after it came out of the cinema.
4) Elektra- I dont know why I even bother putting this character here...

To my surprise, Transformer wasnt like any one of the movies I mentioned above. Nothing like 'em at all. Or you know.. probably I just couldnt move, my jaw dropped... My eyes...just popped out of its sockets....my body was not responding to anything or any distractions... I was hypnotized with the effects. The last time I actually felt like this was when Megatron fought and killed Optimus Prime in transformer the movie (cartoon version) back in the late 80s early nineties...i think. I was just hypnotized. Really! And Megan Fox is the BOMB! And what really really got my jaws dropped was Primes voice...its exactly the same with the ones in the cartoons! I almost cried.




Watching the robots movements fluidity was awesome. The way they move, talk and also expressions was top notch. Its easy to say that Michael Bay had definitely scored a soaring GOAL for the transformer fans. And as usual, being a Michael Bay movie theres loads of crashes, explosions, terror & mayhem and all those gile meletup meletup ones, he just brought everything to another level. I have nothing against this movie as it was flawlessly made. Thumbs for Michael!

And yeah of course MEGAN FOX IS THE BOMB MAN!!!

ps- Dont forget to buy those Transformer Combo meals at the snacks counter. You'll get a really cool cup with pictures of Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and Megatron on it. KEWL!!!

Growing up....

At 27 years old, I feel more like a kid than a young man. The things I do with the lads, the way we chat and joke around even the way we behave makes me feel that Im at a static age of 17. I even collect those model Ferrari's that every Shell station sells and when they dont have the model(s) I wanted I'd asked for my money back and go to another station. hahaha! Thats how important it is to me. Me and the lads still joke around like we're 10 year olds on our bikes going to padang playing bola and I pity to all my friends life partners cause we're just plain insane. 17... I supposed thats probably where my mental development ended. Haha. Shouldve drank more Nespray when I was younger. Anyway, the only thing thats different between 10 years back compared to now is sadly the size of my waist. :(

Do you still remember those triple 1 yellow colored cards where we were supposed to fill in when we were younger? Awh... you know... the ones where you're supposed to write down your ambitions every year.

I remember putting down police man cause I thought it was kinda cool and have all these stuffs at my disposal...

See... 80's babies are influenced by those cheesy "cop&robber" movies because we grew up watching Miami Vice-the series, Magnum P.I, 21 Jump Street, Beverly Hills Cop, Lethal Weapon, Police Academy....the list goes on and on.

Imagine me...a copper! HAHA...Thank god that I didnt turn to one. Doesnt matter whether youre an honest cop or a p*g in uniform, everyone will run away from you cause they think youre going to extort money from them. HAHA! "So... camne nak setel sekarang.." is the most used phrase I bet they use everyday. And am I the only person who thinks that the "Jangan Rasuah" badge a joke? I wish I could have one of those badges so I can wear them when they catch me speeding or something.

Despite of all this crap, they'd be the first one you'd ring if you're in trouble. hahaha.... kinda like a love hate relationship going on. Love them or you hate them.. you still need them around. And they need us around to make trouble. wahahhaha!

Respect the Uniform not the man.

Kampung Trippin'

Yesterday was a pretty hot day. If you think KL is hot... You're wrong pal! Melaka is like gile 10 times hotter than KL. Even the uncle at pasar Alor Gajah was going about his business in his singlet showing off his 6 in 1 pack belly. Sorry Nek... you had to model for this picture. :D




Its been for quite sometime since I last came back to kampung. And everytime I reach the turning into the small road nearby the Sekolah vokasional, flashes of memories fly through my head then I'd have a silly grin on my face. :D. I still remember during 1 raya, when my brother accidentally lit the big tree( we were small back then so everything looked big) in front of the house on fire and everyone went panic cause the fire just got bigger and bigger. What came next was the funny part where someone ran from behind(the kitchen) with a kettle in one hand and dragging a ladder on the other, climb the tree and tried put it out. Hahahaha! I still remember how hard I laughed that day cause he couldve used the hose and put it out. Then came the serious stuff after school where all off us upgraded ourselves and played Meriam Buluh. We got some serious scolding from our parents when they found out we were playing that. Funnily, one of my uncles got away with it.


Eventhough it was an extremely hot day, thankfully enough that it was breezy. But since I had a few natural layering under my skin, I spend most of the time under the fan flapping my hat. This of course was after all those chores had finished....

Waking up after a short nap, I then only realized that its only 4 o'clock. Daymn... 2 more hours to go before I start driving back to KL. yepp.. thats my grandma behind me preparing something to drink for her favourite cucu. hahahaha. Cant wait to get back to KL....

oh yeah.. Heres the tree we almost burn down :D

Bahh!! I hate the office

Its 435 pm and Ive got nothing to do. Back then during my Penang Shipbuilding Const days, I enjoy every single minute of free time by downloading the latest MP3s' or ermm.. need i say more. Its guy stuff but I bet girls know that guys download these kinda things. hahaha. Cheaper maah..! Anyways, back to my crummy office in Ampang. Its ... ARghh!!!! brb........
OK... that was my boss just now. Another proposal again! What to do... work is work. Will get to it shortly. I was just about to complain how boring it can get in the office till i got that so i guess god heard me whining. Oh hey... this is what I did in the morning. yepp.. it can get pretty Bow-Sun in the office.

10Cent again!

Oh no I just noticed that its raining outside. Alamak... Confirm jem la KL like this. Luckily I haf footie today... play futsal first then hopefully the jam will surut by the time I finish playing. Its been a lousy day for me. 2 of my maintenance contract clients who I was on the verge of sealing the deal backed-off last minute. 1 had to because their institution is going thru some major changes which includes their no.1 man up there so for the time being no P.Os will be signed at the moment. The other however had to halt our dealings as it didnt get thru their finance/accounts (* pelanciyau). Tension otak. Awwhhh Man... there goes my target again. I need to close another 3-4 for this year or probably face the axe when they refuse to continue my contract. DAYMN!!! To make matters worse, my attendance records is as good as Alex Yoongs Formula One stint (* I'm late like once or twice ........every week :D).

Despite of my colourful attendance record, I am pretty sure that I have performed decently well throughout my days here * ehem*. Im dying for another holiday with the lads. Bangkoks seems to be our next ideal destination but sadly arent like our previous trips to Indonesia, Bangkok will be lot mote tougher as my ehemm... thai tongue is tied up. Ok ok... "chern rak ter" = I love you... ermmm...ermmm.. sawadikap...erm... = hi.. maybe.. ok ok.. I dont know sh*t. Miss going on holidays.

*Ohh.... the guy above is me.. practicing my new skills should I need to change my profession.

Movie hampeh

Aku baru tgk Shooter semalam... Kalau korang ingat cerita Shooter (* pronounce Suuter dlm bhs Jawa tenggara) tu best and keeps you on the edge of your seat... well semua salah belaka. Cerita dia Can-Do-Lah rating dan agak slow jugak macam cerita Marry Poppins. Kira brader Mark Wahlberg ni seorang askar macam John Rambo jugak sampai boleh lawan satu kampung. Still kalau cerita espionage/terrorist like movies ni Bourne Identity/Supremacy lagi best dan mencabar otak & minda. Lagi satu Spenderman akan keluar bulan depan Yahuuuu... along with Pirates of Carribean ( at worlds end ) Bukan Revenge of the Kraken macam member mangkuk aku jawab masa aku tanya dia. Bongok!!!!!

Opis Gov'ment yg kelembap'ers sgt!!

Pada suatu hari, aku sepatutnye jumpa Penolong Pengarah ni pasal ada meeting nak diskas samting.. tapi bila aku sampai orang kat sana cakap brader ni cuti meeting dia kansel dan makcik tu pun bukan nak bgtau aku awal awal. Kurang ajar betul sedangkan baru beberapa hati sebelumn tu aku call utk confirmkan meeting tu and everyone agreed. Aku malu la.. kalau melayu bisu ni. Setahu aku melayu ni jarang bisu kat Mesia. Pantang salah aje bersuara tapi kat opis Gov'ment tak le pulak nak bersuara. Panas betul!! And ada aja kalau aku pergi sana... adat taichi men-taichi kerja kat sana tu memang biasa la. Adat nak menolak tanggungjawab memang biasa orang kita main kat sana. Suka sangat lepas tangan buat dek.. dah lah malas pastu lebih lebih.



















Bila dah bnyk sgt berkampung kat satu goverment opis tu hah.. mula la dia.. buat perangai kampung. Always adapting to the MALAY-DELAY culture thats so synonym to their thick head. Patut bila bekerja beramai ramai lagi bagus.. Lagi efficient, ni jadi lagi malas..apakah?

Berjiwa Rakyat ke, Makan Rakyat

Ishkk... kengkadang aku heran la ngan orang Mesia. Lagi-lagi mamat mamat yg kecoh pasal nak pilihan raya...ada aje projeck baru di pecah tanahkan semua. There are times aku tanya sendiri, camni ke orang orang kite? Time nak pilihanraya aja nak tolong orang. pas dah menang, dia chow seen paling awal sekali. Gambar yg keluar kat paper tu semua nak muntah aku tengok angkat baby la... pegang anak orang la.. heyyy..please la.. . aku rasa anak anak diorang pun diorang tak buat camtu. Tapi benda baik baik memang semua orang harap berkekalan untuk dapat seorang pemimpin berjiwa rakyat bukan pemimpin makan rakyat.

Aku rasa semua yang masuk politik ni pada asalnya memang hendak menolong rakyat and ada cite cite sendiri untuk membangunkan rakyat masing masing. Serve the people.. dan mereka of all people macam polis, askar dan badan badan berkuasa should NOT be above the law.Patut they themselves above all lagi la kena abide the law. Jadikan diri sendiri as an example. Bukan cakap aje...ni rasuah kiri kanan pastu preaching to others should be ikhlas and hadhari what-so-ever. Ehh.. apahal? Cermin sikit ooii!! When I was in Medan, our tour guide was telling us the problems the Indonesia face with the government and how corrupted everyone is. Why their people are sufferring.. im not saying that the cause of the problems comes from above because in Indonesias case its different...their biggest problem is awareness of their current political state. These people dont know their rights but they are willing to fight for what THEY THINK ITS RIGHT which is admirable to us all. Orang kat melaya ni.. nak voice out sikit yg tak kena dah kena band, gam dan di pulau sedangkan benda yg dikatakan tu benar. Mungkin pada umumnya cara penyampaian diorang mungkin kita boleh question, but kita(*i mean as a whole) kena la paham problem orang dan kenapa diorang bertindak macam tu.


I hope when a different generetion steps up to take over from their seniors, they have all things in check and roll out their plan to make Malaysia a good country for everyone to live in and foreigners to visit. Bebas rasuah tu is something impossible but kalau banteras terus pun bagus gak. Cuma try and keep it low la kalau ye pun jan sampai jadi buah mulut orang lepak dah la.

Parti Binatang bersukaria ria

Ishkk... Kesian aku tengok mangsa banjir dalam paper hari ni. Tapi aku teringat masa memula rakyat Malaysia gempar dgn 3 lokasi di Malaysia yang dilanda Tsunami dengan teruk. Kuala Muda, Penang, ngan ermmm.. ntah la.. 2 aje la cemgitu. Anyways, bantuan mencurah curah masuk sampai ada orang yang mengambil kesempatan macam 2 ekor beruk yang menyamar jadi mangsa banjir semalam. celaka betul.. kalau aku hentak hentak aje diorang ni kat periuk periuk nasi yang terapung terapung tu. Kasik sampai ICU.

Tapi peristiwa di Kuala Muda tu ada menunjukkan bahawa kita memberi atas dasar silaturrahim antara ummah. Yang paling kelakar berlaku di Kuala Muda ada yang sanggup tak makan pasal barangan derma tu semua kononnya dari Umno and diorang yang duduk dalam kampung ni ada pegangan politik yg berlainan selain dari UMNO. Apakah salahnya kau makan beras dan makanan makanan tu? Itu pun nak ikut parti ke.. dah bagi tu kau kebas aje lah..apa susah.. ni dah lah ditimpa melapetak pastu memilih siapa yg patut tolong dia dan siapa tak? Lenkali suruh PokChik Lah kek JPM tu buek kampit beras UMNO. Konfirm la laku... kalau tak laku pun dia suruh Gomen semua pakai. Yg lain tak nak pakai dia jerut leher aje. Business Plan dia, boleh tiru aje camne diorang buat promotion utk kain betiK.. wahahha.. Batik tu..

Back to the story ...Hey.. Masyarakat! Sedar lah pak cik mak cik ku sayangi di kampung ni... Jgn memilih.. Beggars cant be choosers..tapi itu tertakluk pada hak mereka sendiri la.. cuma patut buang sikap camtu. Orang nak tolong.. tak baik kita baling balik benda camtu macam meludah kat orang keikhlasan hati orang. Bila time kat surau ke mesjid takde la nak berkira.. ohhh... ada jugak la aku dengar satu kampung ni ada 2 puak pasal satu imam tu kononya pro umno dan satu lagi imam tu penyokong pas.... Hey.. camtu pun boleh ka... pelik bin ajaib.

Ok.. Tak menjadi

Owrite.... sesungguhnya in my previous blog aku cakap that aku nak cuba menurunkan berat badan ku yg semakin lemak berkrim macam Afdlin Shauki. Orang kata aku On the way there dah cuma berat badan aku aja tak setanding dia. But what tu du.. Its getting worse that sekarang aku dah mula merokok balik plus Im not skipping lunch at all. waHahahahahHAHha! Perut pun tak surut surut sampai budak opis aku yg bengong ni cakap aku ni kuat tonggang. Cam celaka!

Ishkk.. aku first time kerja kat kompeni yg majoritinya orang melayu kita. Dan aku terkejut beruk that orang sini memamng alim alim belaka. Tak macam aku la obviously kalau tak buat ap aku nak terkejut pulak.

(815 pagi) KRIINNNGGGG!!!!!! <-- ok mungkin ni lebih lebih but aku saja aja buat

Seperti biasa aku masuk lambat la.. standard la muka aku tercongok baru nak tap kat aku kat reader pintu depan opis. Aku rasa tak pernah dalam sejarah PERNEC ni lagi yg boleh celen rekod aku. Dalam bulan pertama aku masuk dah masuk ranking top 10 citarasa sirap Kak ngah. Bukan nya pasal suara aku sedap sangat pun tapi pasal lambat. Kira Schumacher la... (*pembuat kasut) cuma aku rekod ntah apa apa ntah.

Sejurus kemudian, ada suara awek yg macam cun tapi tak tau la cun ke tak keluar... Pihak ****** ingin mengucapkan selamat hari lahir ke (Isi nama anda disini) pastu diekori oleh lagu besday bersuarakan budak berumur 6 tahun. Tension!!! then baca doa... huuuuu... aku first time masuk kompeni yg baca doa pepagi sebelum buat keje. Mintak apa yg patut dari tuhan.. then... seleweng kiri kanan sana sini. Tuang sana sini sampai subur bunga rumah cik ja yg ada kat AU* ni. huhuhuhu...


Boss aku memang cukup best dan berkira kira orangnye.. contohnya bila dia cakap perkataan Priority bunyi tu dia singkat kan lagi untuk save mase jadi PROITI. Dan hari tu dia ada sebut perkataan Choi...rupanya choice la kan... tak ghetto la tak sebut singkat singkat camtu. Dia ni semua aje dia suruh belasah aje.. kontraktor, pekerja, client.. semua la.. ikut hati dia nak belasah semua benda macam bonus stage kat dalam game streetfaiter.