Growing up....

At 27 years old, I feel more like a kid than a young man. The things I do with the lads, the way we chat and joke around even the way we behave makes me feel that Im at a static age of 17. I even collect those model Ferrari's that every Shell station sells and when they dont have the model(s) I wanted I'd asked for my money back and go to another station. hahaha! Thats how important it is to me. Me and the lads still joke around like we're 10 year olds on our bikes going to padang playing bola and I pity to all my friends life partners cause we're just plain insane. 17... I supposed thats probably where my mental development ended. Haha. Shouldve drank more Nespray when I was younger. Anyway, the only thing thats different between 10 years back compared to now is sadly the size of my waist. :(

Do you still remember those triple 1 yellow colored cards where we were supposed to fill in when we were younger? Awh... you know... the ones where you're supposed to write down your ambitions every year.

I remember putting down police man cause I thought it was kinda cool and have all these stuffs at my disposal...

See... 80's babies are influenced by those cheesy "cop&robber" movies because we grew up watching Miami Vice-the series, Magnum P.I, 21 Jump Street, Beverly Hills Cop, Lethal Weapon, Police Academy....the list goes on and on.

Imagine me...a copper! HAHA...Thank god that I didnt turn to one. Doesnt matter whether youre an honest cop or a p*g in uniform, everyone will run away from you cause they think youre going to extort money from them. HAHA! "So... camne nak setel sekarang.." is the most used phrase I bet they use everyday. And am I the only person who thinks that the "Jangan Rasuah" badge a joke? I wish I could have one of those badges so I can wear them when they catch me speeding or something.

Despite of all this crap, they'd be the first one you'd ring if you're in trouble. hahaha.... kinda like a love hate relationship going on. Love them or you hate them.. you still need them around. And they need us around to make trouble. wahahhaha!

Respect the Uniform not the man.

Kampung Trippin'

Yesterday was a pretty hot day. If you think KL is hot... You're wrong pal! Melaka is like gile 10 times hotter than KL. Even the uncle at pasar Alor Gajah was going about his business in his singlet showing off his 6 in 1 pack belly. Sorry Nek... you had to model for this picture. :D




Its been for quite sometime since I last came back to kampung. And everytime I reach the turning into the small road nearby the Sekolah vokasional, flashes of memories fly through my head then I'd have a silly grin on my face. :D. I still remember during 1 raya, when my brother accidentally lit the big tree( we were small back then so everything looked big) in front of the house on fire and everyone went panic cause the fire just got bigger and bigger. What came next was the funny part where someone ran from behind(the kitchen) with a kettle in one hand and dragging a ladder on the other, climb the tree and tried put it out. Hahahaha! I still remember how hard I laughed that day cause he couldve used the hose and put it out. Then came the serious stuff after school where all off us upgraded ourselves and played Meriam Buluh. We got some serious scolding from our parents when they found out we were playing that. Funnily, one of my uncles got away with it.


Eventhough it was an extremely hot day, thankfully enough that it was breezy. But since I had a few natural layering under my skin, I spend most of the time under the fan flapping my hat. This of course was after all those chores had finished....

Waking up after a short nap, I then only realized that its only 4 o'clock. Daymn... 2 more hours to go before I start driving back to KL. yepp.. thats my grandma behind me preparing something to drink for her favourite cucu. hahahaha. Cant wait to get back to KL....

oh yeah.. Heres the tree we almost burn down :D

Bahh!! I hate the office

Its 435 pm and Ive got nothing to do. Back then during my Penang Shipbuilding Const days, I enjoy every single minute of free time by downloading the latest MP3s' or ermm.. need i say more. Its guy stuff but I bet girls know that guys download these kinda things. hahaha. Cheaper maah..! Anyways, back to my crummy office in Ampang. Its ... ARghh!!!! brb........
OK... that was my boss just now. Another proposal again! What to do... work is work. Will get to it shortly. I was just about to complain how boring it can get in the office till i got that so i guess god heard me whining. Oh hey... this is what I did in the morning. yepp.. it can get pretty Bow-Sun in the office.

10Cent again!

Oh no I just noticed that its raining outside. Alamak... Confirm jem la KL like this. Luckily I haf footie today... play futsal first then hopefully the jam will surut by the time I finish playing. Its been a lousy day for me. 2 of my maintenance contract clients who I was on the verge of sealing the deal backed-off last minute. 1 had to because their institution is going thru some major changes which includes their no.1 man up there so for the time being no P.Os will be signed at the moment. The other however had to halt our dealings as it didnt get thru their finance/accounts (* pelanciyau). Tension otak. Awwhhh Man... there goes my target again. I need to close another 3-4 for this year or probably face the axe when they refuse to continue my contract. DAYMN!!! To make matters worse, my attendance records is as good as Alex Yoongs Formula One stint (* I'm late like once or twice ........every week :D).

Despite of my colourful attendance record, I am pretty sure that I have performed decently well throughout my days here * ehem*. Im dying for another holiday with the lads. Bangkoks seems to be our next ideal destination but sadly arent like our previous trips to Indonesia, Bangkok will be lot mote tougher as my ehemm... thai tongue is tied up. Ok ok... "chern rak ter" = I love you... ermmm...ermmm.. sawadikap...erm... = hi.. maybe.. ok ok.. I dont know sh*t. Miss going on holidays.

*Ohh.... the guy above is me.. practicing my new skills should I need to change my profession.

Movie hampeh

Aku baru tgk Shooter semalam... Kalau korang ingat cerita Shooter (* pronounce Suuter dlm bhs Jawa tenggara) tu best and keeps you on the edge of your seat... well semua salah belaka. Cerita dia Can-Do-Lah rating dan agak slow jugak macam cerita Marry Poppins. Kira brader Mark Wahlberg ni seorang askar macam John Rambo jugak sampai boleh lawan satu kampung. Still kalau cerita espionage/terrorist like movies ni Bourne Identity/Supremacy lagi best dan mencabar otak & minda. Lagi satu Spenderman akan keluar bulan depan Yahuuuu... along with Pirates of Carribean ( at worlds end ) Bukan Revenge of the Kraken macam member mangkuk aku jawab masa aku tanya dia. Bongok!!!!!

Opis Gov'ment yg kelembap'ers sgt!!

Pada suatu hari, aku sepatutnye jumpa Penolong Pengarah ni pasal ada meeting nak diskas samting.. tapi bila aku sampai orang kat sana cakap brader ni cuti meeting dia kansel dan makcik tu pun bukan nak bgtau aku awal awal. Kurang ajar betul sedangkan baru beberapa hati sebelumn tu aku call utk confirmkan meeting tu and everyone agreed. Aku malu la.. kalau melayu bisu ni. Setahu aku melayu ni jarang bisu kat Mesia. Pantang salah aje bersuara tapi kat opis Gov'ment tak le pulak nak bersuara. Panas betul!! And ada aja kalau aku pergi sana... adat taichi men-taichi kerja kat sana tu memang biasa la. Adat nak menolak tanggungjawab memang biasa orang kita main kat sana. Suka sangat lepas tangan buat dek.. dah lah malas pastu lebih lebih.



















Bila dah bnyk sgt berkampung kat satu goverment opis tu hah.. mula la dia.. buat perangai kampung. Always adapting to the MALAY-DELAY culture thats so synonym to their thick head. Patut bila bekerja beramai ramai lagi bagus.. Lagi efficient, ni jadi lagi malas..apakah?

Berjiwa Rakyat ke, Makan Rakyat

Ishkk... kengkadang aku heran la ngan orang Mesia. Lagi-lagi mamat mamat yg kecoh pasal nak pilihan raya...ada aje projeck baru di pecah tanahkan semua. There are times aku tanya sendiri, camni ke orang orang kite? Time nak pilihanraya aja nak tolong orang. pas dah menang, dia chow seen paling awal sekali. Gambar yg keluar kat paper tu semua nak muntah aku tengok angkat baby la... pegang anak orang la.. heyyy..please la.. . aku rasa anak anak diorang pun diorang tak buat camtu. Tapi benda baik baik memang semua orang harap berkekalan untuk dapat seorang pemimpin berjiwa rakyat bukan pemimpin makan rakyat.

Aku rasa semua yang masuk politik ni pada asalnya memang hendak menolong rakyat and ada cite cite sendiri untuk membangunkan rakyat masing masing. Serve the people.. dan mereka of all people macam polis, askar dan badan badan berkuasa should NOT be above the law.Patut they themselves above all lagi la kena abide the law. Jadikan diri sendiri as an example. Bukan cakap aje...ni rasuah kiri kanan pastu preaching to others should be ikhlas and hadhari what-so-ever. Ehh.. apahal? Cermin sikit ooii!! When I was in Medan, our tour guide was telling us the problems the Indonesia face with the government and how corrupted everyone is. Why their people are sufferring.. im not saying that the cause of the problems comes from above because in Indonesias case its different...their biggest problem is awareness of their current political state. These people dont know their rights but they are willing to fight for what THEY THINK ITS RIGHT which is admirable to us all. Orang kat melaya ni.. nak voice out sikit yg tak kena dah kena band, gam dan di pulau sedangkan benda yg dikatakan tu benar. Mungkin pada umumnya cara penyampaian diorang mungkin kita boleh question, but kita(*i mean as a whole) kena la paham problem orang dan kenapa diorang bertindak macam tu.


I hope when a different generetion steps up to take over from their seniors, they have all things in check and roll out their plan to make Malaysia a good country for everyone to live in and foreigners to visit. Bebas rasuah tu is something impossible but kalau banteras terus pun bagus gak. Cuma try and keep it low la kalau ye pun jan sampai jadi buah mulut orang lepak dah la.